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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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