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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am conference-bound and temporarily loyal to a badge scanner. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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