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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. If deadlines are combusting, contact the current project owner. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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