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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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