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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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