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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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