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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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