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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. For urgent approvals, use the designated producer or account contact. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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