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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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