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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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