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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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