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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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