Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am away learning new…
I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through s…
I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am away keeping a sma…
I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic…
Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am o…
Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic…
You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am…
You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Quarterly urgency remains quarterly urgency…