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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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