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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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