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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am away dealing with a temporary scheduling situation. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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