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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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