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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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