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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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