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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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