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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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