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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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