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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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