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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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