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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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