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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am away from my desk handling matters that dislike specificity. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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