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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.

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