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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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