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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. I will review this once I have returned. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. I appreciate your patience.
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