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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. Responses will resume after my return. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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