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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. For immediate help, contact the assigned team lead. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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