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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. Responses will resume after my return. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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