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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for understanding.
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