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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am away recalibrating before my final coping mechanism becomes interpretive silence. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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