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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for understanding.
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