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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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