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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I plan to follow up when I am back online. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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