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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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