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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Your patience remains the best available next step.

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