Professionally ignore people with style.

I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.