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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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