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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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