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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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