Professionally ignore people with style.

I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.