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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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