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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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