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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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