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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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