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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thank you for your consideration.
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