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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Many thanks for your patience.
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